dickochet:

Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad

(via flyawaywithme-lg)

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret

(Source: m-ve, via carlwheezersllama)

• "2014 tour"
• "new album"
• "new merch"
• "movie"
• "perfume"
• [macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

(via fartgallery)

837503984029:

Girls who run away from bees and small bugs will never get to hear the nice things they whisper when you hold them close enough to your ear

(Source: realhumanbaby, via fartgallery)

cosrnos:

rule #1 about being friends with me:

• you have to start the conversation

(via carlwheezersllama)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via torrialvarado)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via heellomichelle)

dont let anyone with bad eyebrows tell u shit about life

(Source: malcolmross, via notevenclosebutatleastimtrying)

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via notevenclosebutatleastimtrying)

(Source: makairia, via notevenclosebutatleastimtrying)

alvssa:

when a relative insults you in front of the family and you just have to take it

(via ryannxp)

(via ashley219)

epic-humor:

true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it

(Source: wickedinthemix, via bratzboi)

wild-lion:

who am i shaving for

(Source: ostracizedpoodle, via infearior)